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Dear Abby, That scootzilla seemed like such a nice scooter!
I wasn't me; Honest! Bike wouldn't leave until I had 4 pints and then forced me to go to the side pocket pub.
BAD MOTOR-SCOOTER! Bad! Bad!!
I'm kinda scared... scootZiLLa has been slowing down when in the vicinity of Tattoo parlors and strip clubs.
Abby, What Shall I do?
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